Tag: old age

  • No Progress without Rambling Men

    No Progress without Rambling Men

    The pros and cons of going out into the world to look for adventure and greener pastures.

  • Vhy Not?

    Vhy Not?

                                                                    So Sweet… David Kowalski was sixty-four and only one year before his upcoming retirement from the Greensboro Waterworks when he suffered a massive heart attack and dropped dead during dinner. He was just stuffing his face with a large chunk of bloody steak when he pitched forward violently with the fork in his mouth. The…

  • Loss and Gains

    Loss and Gains

    Satire When people start telling you, “You look great”, it probably means you look like crap. In fact they say you look great because they are surprised you’re still on your feet and above ground. That’s the time to return the compliment and say. “You look fabulous yourself, just a little tired. Make sure to…

  • Housekeeping

    Housekeeping

    Satire about housekeeping

  • TREES

    TREES

    Satire It may be true that one should not compare apples with oranges, but what about comparing people with trees; old people with old trees? A gnarly, time-beaten old man with crooked arthritic fingers and toes and an old wind-beaten pine with its grotesquely deformed roots holding on for dear life to the rocky soils…

  • For Older Readers Only

    For Older Readers Only

    Satire Now there was an old guy who didn’t suffer stupidity easily! If you are not at least fifty years old, don’t bother to read this as you would, most likely, not understand. Keep doing your jobs and continue to occupy yourselves with the frivolous activities that most of you are so good at, such…